It’s a Saturday night, I’m at home drinking champagne and watching Big Brother. ‘Tis the life, no?
Aaand Angel is the one to go this week. And I’m still somewhat undecided as to what I think of her. She was interesting at first, I think, but towards the end she lost most of her appeal. I just couldn’t relate to how her brain works.
I’m starting to think Halfwit has a chance of winning the show, too. It certainly doesn’t seem like he’ll be leaving the house any time soon. Would be an interesting development for sure.
- Angel tells Noirin she has a fat ass. WTF?
- Shopping list drama. Gotta love it.
- Sree thinks Siavash is the center of attention. Jealousy, methinks.
- Dudes, Angel is just weird. I think she’s just quite insecure about her own body and that’s why she’s making all these weird comments about beauty and other housemates’ bodies. No question though, such comments in a house full of totty are going to stir up some trouble.
- ‘Marcus is in the shower, using a pan scourer.’ Um, EW. That’s, like, used for dishes. CLEANING dishes. Ew. And no, there is no way I am posting a picture of this.
- Angel tells Noirin she looks three months pregnant. Seriously, Angel? I think she’s serious too (it’s hard to tell with this one). Joking or not, she definitely has a warped view of beauty. ‘You want to lose some weight off that tongue.’ Nice call, Lisa.
- Dogface thinks carrots grow on trees. But it’s fair enough, she’s ‘never been carrot-picking before’. Aww, bless.
- Charlie’s smothering Sree’s hair with bleach, even though he just wanted the tips done. Hee. Can’t wait to see this.
Nominations = my favourite time of week. (Except, of course, for eviction night.) So naturally I’m immediately excited by this special, because we’ll get to see everyone’s nominations. (And a time limit too! Ooh, pressure, how exciting.)
Up for nomination this week is Halfwit and Angel. I think it’ll be a tough one because they both seem to be crowd favourites. By the sounds of it, however, Angel’s been a bit nasty and negative (telling Noirin she looked pregnant? What??) Coupled with Halfwit’s surviving two evictions, I think she’ll be the one to go.
Henry VIII’s 518th birthday celebrations continue and I am in full belief that there is no one more perfect to play a king than Siavash. (Marcus was also well cast as the village idiot.)
The housemates have a vote on whether or not they should take the task seriously. I don’t mind; I think either way will be equally entertaining. They decide to have an honest crack at it.
I can’t get over all the stuff in the Tudor kitchen. Now, I’m no vegetarian, but the sight of whole pigs and chickens and all that hanging in my kitchen wouldn’t exactly make my stomach grumble. I totally feel for Noirin and Lisa.
The wives practice their song. Well, I think it’s a song. And am I the only one who doesn’t think Halfwit’s that great at singing? By all means, he’s not terrible, but he’s not exactly Pavarotti. By the time they perform I’m pretty sure at least half of them are drunk, which can only work in their favour, in my opinion. Oops, my bad. Marcus however lives up to his village idiot status during the performance.
Another fight about misplaced alcohol. It’s all drama in this house.
Sree says he’s leaving tonight. I’m sorry, are you trying to say something? I can’t hear over all the attention-seeking.
Ooh, twist. Henry/ Siavash chooses to knight Marcus so he is immune from being nominated. Eck. I respectfully disagree with your decision, sire.
Aaand the housemates fail the shopping task. Can’t say I’m too surprised. Decent effort though.
